This Is My Shocked Face

He's seen it all. Reacted to none of it.

It is also, more or less, his happy face. And his sad face. And his "we just won the lottery" face.

For the person in your life who runs on one setting — no peaks, no valleys, just this — and has never once made it easy to tell which emotion is currently happening.

A deadpan pencil-sketch illustration with the caption that finally puts a name to it.

Great gift for the flatliners, the unbothered, the ones you have to ask "wait, are you okay?" just to find out either way.

Wear Your Weird. Own Your Awkward.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.

.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.