3÷6 WIT · Math Edition

Wear it on your head. Let people do the math.

Some hats make a statement. This one makes an equation. And if the person across from you squints, works it out, then slowly starts smiling — congratulations, you've found your people.

The Halfwit Hat is for the self-aware, the math-adjacent, and anyone who has ever described themselves as "not not smart." Structured fit, clean design, maximum conversational ROI.

Half the wit. Twice the hat.

Product features

- Unstructured 6-panel body for a relaxed, comfortable fit

- 100% cotton (Green Camo: 65% polyester/35% cotton)

- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching

- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet

- Sewn-in label, brand sticker on visor, and adult sizing

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.