3÷6 Wit — The Halfwit Tee
3 divided by 6 is 0.5.
Half.
As in halfwit.
If you just got that, congratulations — you're smarter than you look in this shirt. If it took you a second, even better. That's the whole joke. Wear it with the confidence of someone who absolutely knows what it means and the plausible deniability of someone who definitely does not.
The 3÷6 Wit Tee is for the person who is fluent in self-deprecation, comfortable with ambiguity, and just clever enough to find this funny. Which is to say: exactly half as clever as they think they are. Which is still pretty good.
Warning: Explaining the joke to someone who doesn't get it immediately will make you both feel worse. Trust the shirt.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean