Two people. One couch. An absolutely unhinged amount of sarcasm. And the sudden realization that the things we say to each other — the blunt, awkward, painfully accurate observations about modern life — deserved to be on a shirt.

So we made it a business. Because apparently that's what adults do instead of therapy.

Every slogan is written by us, printed by Printify, and shipped directly to your door so you can make strangers mildly uncomfortable at your next social obligation.

You're welcome. We think.