Halfwit Coffee Mug

Half the wit. All the coffee. Zero regrets.

This mug is for the mathematically inclined who are also deeply, comfortably self-aware. If you got the joke before you finished reading it, congratulations — you're at least half as smart as you think. If you had to do the math, well. The coffee will help.

Start every morning with the quiet confidence of someone who knows exactly what they are and has fully accepted it. That's not a flaw. That's a lifestyle.

For the half-wits who are self-aware enough to know it. You're our people.

Product features

- Dishwasher and microwave safe for convenient daily use

- Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)

- 12 accent color options for handle and interior to customize the look

- Glossy 100% ceramic body with durable ORCA coating for vibrant, long-lasting prints

- Comfortable C-shaped handle for easy grip

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap